Wednesday, June 2, 2010

A letter

Dear Zipper on my pants,

Please return the chunk of skin that you ripped out when you decided to be scared of heights and zip down all by yourself. 

Thanks...your scared owner that has to wear you for another 5 hours,
Helga

PS. Where did those two holes in my crotch come from??  Were they there this morning or is this your way of telling me that we are growing apart???

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL this sooo made my day ;) Thats just too funny.

Pennie said...

HILARIOUS!!!!! I'm still chuckling...I thought this kind of stuff only happened to me!

Murdock's mama said...

OMG...this is too funny! :) [It's probably more funny to me since I still have all my skin! :]

hotpants™ said...

Ouch... sounds painful!

I'm stopping by from SITS to say hello.